Thursday, May 20, 2010

The very First CRASHED in my life

The very First Crashed in my life
and
it cost Rm 35

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OK
first of all
i don't think that's all my fault
she, the owner of the car i crashed accidently
she's drove or mayb stopped behind my car
and it's tooo closeeeee
how do i know?
i'm going to prove it
once i put down my handbreak
i push my gear to Reverse
and then
i released my break
then looking to my reverse mirror
P/S: I didn't see anything
THEN
no need 5 seconds
i heard "boommm"
hmm-mm
crashed
i immediately go down and see what happened
her left hand side's signal cover was broken
the first sentence came out from her mouth was
"how now? You going to pay the damaged??"
walao,
you confirmed it's all my fault?
how come she can talk to me with this way
this UNPOLITE way
First,
my reverse sensor never make sound to inform me
Second,
I Didn't see your car on my reverse mirror
Third,
You never horn me
I know it's also my fault...
but not all right?
You shouldn't stop or drive so near to me
Furthermore,
the road is wide enough
and
You not suppose to drive so close to me right?
Or
you love my car's butt so much
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I'm wondering
why this will happened to me
Why?
WHy?
WHY?

Saturday, May 8, 2010

What A Wonderfulll DAY

Early in the morning
heard many sounds
thought I'm dreaming
then i was awaken
cleaned up my saliva
picked up my phone
looked at the screen
proved that I'm not dreaming
haha
few messages few missed call
get shocked
realized something important to tell Yardley
told her via sms
failed to sleep again
walked down
saw my mama
said hello to her
suddenly
phone ringing
yardley called
asked me out
she came and pick me up
or i should call it 'fetch'
waoohhh
sound impossible
but she did it
hahahaaa
pinpin
ponpon
hornhorn
we reached
Leisure Mall
first thing first
we went to shoes shop started with alphabet B
Bxtx
haha
the cool shop assistant let us to exchange the shoes we mistakenly bought
she was cool but nice
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then had my brunch with my mama and brother
why a common Nasi Lemak can sell with uncommon price??
do not know why
*wondering*
no air condition supply summore
eating + sweating
what a weird restaurant
uhm-hmm
went home
then
fetched my mama and Sasa
mama wants to go to cosway
Sasa wants to go to pet saloon
haha
first time fetching my mama
once she get into the car
i asked: nervous mou?
she answered: drive carefully har....
hahaa
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then went home again
the pet saloon needs few hours to gao dim my Babee
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At night
went to Cinema with my baba mama and sista
IP man
*swallowing saliva*
the IP man was super duper
lovely
and
attractive
i just can't take my eyes off him
gonna dream of him tonight
haha
Good Night
-EnD-

Friday, May 7, 2010

开学的一切一切

我的开学
波折连连
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裙子买错
鞋子买错
袜子买错
统统买错
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浪费时间
浪费精力
浪费金钱
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这就是我的开学
=_=
我也不想啊
爸爸还趁机踩多两脚
真是个称职的好爸爸
把爸爸的精神发挥的淋漓尽致



不管啦

船到桥头自然直








五年
都没有穿过华人装
临老才来穿
哈哈



加油加油



-EnD-

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Movie DAy

Yepeee
my papa asked me for movie last night
thought he was kidding that time
but he didn't
just came home
went to the cinema with MR & MRS KU
happy-nyeee
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Loser
Synopsis of the movie
Good Guy Against Bad Guy
Finished
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Hahaa
the SIMPLEST synopsis in the world


Two of the Tickets are FOC
haha
because i'm tooo beautiful
so the cashier offered to me
hahaaa
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Before the movie
go to window-shopped with my mama
suddenly realized my sister's birthday is around the corner


Brought this to her
9K + A really tiny diamond
haahaaa


i'm A miser
No Doubt
^v^


when entering the hall of cinema
the ticket collector doubting and looking at me uncertainly
haha
i look like under 18??
yuhooo
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and finally let me in
I'm
thinking
too
much
=.=
Good Night
Have a Sweet Dream
-EnD-


Thursday, April 29, 2010

PheWW---What A Tiring Day =.=

Starting of a Tiring day
First thing First
accompanied my dearest sister to the Hos.Ampang
The Consultant suspected that my sister was Haemophilia's Carrier
But
She cannot confirmed with single Blood test
SO
She wanted to take my sister's blood once again
then
she just look at me
said
hmm
Good
Your sister's blood can act as a control
What IS a CONTROL
Oh MY GODD
It doesn't Matter
the bigggg deal is
she gonna take my blood tooo
T.T
what control lar
who said an experiment needs a control
T.T
WHo
WHOO
WHOOOO
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WHat larrr
FIRST time of taking blood
Failed
oh my honey nurse
WHat happened to U
I saw the Blue Colour ribbon on your cap
U should expert with it right?
Hmmph
I cried out loud once I saw the needle is inside but no blood is coming out
I just Collapsed at that moment
Uncontrollable
Cry Out Loud
Malunyeee
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My DEAREST sister
she
uncontrollable too
laughing at me
consciencelessss woman
I remembered U

First Take
the nurse pasted this cute plaster on the wound
I Forgive U
^v^

Second Take
The Succeed one
phew
Thank you my Heroine
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Try to imagine on your own
first time of taking blood in your life
the syringe
big until make me shivering once the nurse showed me
it's radius just like my thumbnail and even bigger
and it's height just like my middle finger
she said:
gonna fill-up this syringe
don't worry
jangan takut ya

Wahahaa
my mood came back since my sister said
don't cry
i'll buy U a bag
yuhooo
that's today gonna be a good day

PinPin
PonPon
HornHorn
finally reached TMSquare
first thing first
EAT

Suddenly saw my mum's chopstick
AHahahaha
she used her chopstick in this way
like a child
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the next picture is a bit disgusting

ready?
1
2
3
UH-hmm
Actually not that disgusting



The Bag I Choose
the guy said it's not fake
but does Nike sell RM59.90 stuff??
No Big Deal
i just loved it's price
hahaha

Eileen
U asked me to show U
And A Scarf
Expensive if pay myself
Cheap if no need to pay myself
=.=
zizi's theory
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PinPin
PonPon
HornHorn
then reached JJ Mahkota
ahaha
bought this from a stall
couple ring
my another half is my sister
i'm not A lesbian
haha



E-heeee
Hearts


Loved this the most
Purple Colour
my favourite


-EnD-

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

不插电的游戏,你们去了哪里?

跳格子
捉迷藏
玻璃珠
五粒子
扮家家酒
老鹰抓小鸡
一二三,木头人
你们都去了哪里啊?
你们都被遗忘了
不要伤心
你们至少风光过
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现在的小孩
就连六岁的小孩
都围着电脑
甚至
为了争电脑
打得你死我活
胜者为王
败者为由哭
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这样真的对吗
父母都怎么了
*************LoVe***oUR***LiFe************
最近有个小学的小朋友
post了他班级照上face书
几乎
真的几乎
全班的人都被tagged了
真的很令我傻眼
这也不算什么
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我自己的外甥女
才六岁
就有了一个自己的accout
而且还拉着我介绍她里面的朋友给我认识
全部都是她在幼稚园的朋友
真令我
感到
不可思议
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我六岁是都在干什么呢?
我忘记了
但我记得
电脑是我遥不可及的一样东西
就连怎么开电脑
我也不会
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以前的六岁
是个满脑子都充满童真的时候
现在的六岁
是个满脑子想着这网上游戏应该怎么玩才能超越朋友的分数
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童真
都告老回乡了
曾经
你是我一生当中最珍贵的东西
我会怀念你
-完-

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Pissed me OFFFFF

今天
又旧地从回
就为了那么一张薄薄的纸
真的很薄一张的
课外活动文凭
现在的老师
不该这么说
这样就会
一竹竿打沉整条船
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这个老师与众不同
简直就是老师届的耻辱
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为什么与众不同呢
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第一次回到学校
级任就说
因为有少少问题
所以部分人的文凭都不能完成
没关系
我能体谅
就想说
去办公室问个明白
那里的文员就说
两个星期后回来吧
那时就会有咯
而我
也很听话
两个星期后
乖乖+傻傻 的回到学校
结果什么都没有
你娘的
没关系
我也发了一会儿脾气
也过了
想说
冷静冷静
说不定老师收了呢
^_^
天真如我
!!!没有!!!
那个负责的老师告诉我说
已经全部都完成啦
怎么?
你没有吗?
问得挺心安理得嘛
难道不会睡不着觉吗
她还襤好心的留电话给我
说一个星期之后就会好了
我就说
我不能等了
她就下巴轻轻地说
两天就好了
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两天之后
我打了通电话给她
她说
哎呀
我很忙不够时间做
你等多两天吧
一定会好得
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我真的sibeh堵襤
就打算放她飞机
心里还暗爽以下
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等到今天才回去
怎么知道
还没给我弄出来
你娘的臭器官
我真的没有见过像她一样懒的人
做什么老师啊
误人子弟
最过分的是
这期间还看见她上Face书
我就用很不耐烦的眼神看着她
她才说等下十二点之前会帮你弄好
还摸摸我的肩膀
叫我等
最后
终于都拿到啦
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过后呢
就载了依绫和雅丽去leisure mall
前晚还睡不着
紧张的可以
哈哈
真是有惊无险
回家时
还被motor骑士horn
你你你
别怀疑
就是你
没做过新牌仔啊
没看到我是P牌啊
眼睛是有问题啊
一直horn一直horn
没听过sound pollution啊
我是存心想撞你咩
你没看到我踩刹车咩
有要杀死你咩
看到我是女子还horn多两声
欺负我啊
不过
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我要谢谢你
让我下次驾车小心点
-END-
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