The very First CRASHED in my life

The very First Crashed in my life

and

it cost Rm 35

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OK

first of all

i don't think that's all my fault

she, the owner of the car i crashed accidently

she's drove or mayb stopped behind my car

and it's tooo closeeeee

how do i know?

i'm going to prove it

once i put down my handbreak

i push my gear to Reverse

and then

i released my break

then looking to my reverse mirror

P/S: I didn't see anything

THEN

no need 5 seconds

i heard "boommm"

hmm-mm

crashed

i immediately go down and see what happened

her left hand side's signal cover was broken

the first sentence came out from her mouth was

"how now? You going to pay the damaged??"

walao,

you confirmed it's all my fault?

how come she can talk to me with this way

this UNPOLITE way

First,

my reverse sensor never make sound to inform me

Second,

I Didn't see your car on my reverse mirror

Third,

You never horn me

I know it's also my fault...

but not all right?

You shouldn't stop or drive so near to me

Furthermore,

the road is wide enough

and

You not suppose to drive so close to me right?

Or

you love my car's butt so much

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I'm wondering

why this will happened to me

Why?

WHy?

WHY?

What A Wonderfulll DAY

Early in the morning

heard many sounds

thought I'm dreaming

then i was awaken

cleaned up my saliva

picked up my phone

looked at the screen

proved that I'm not dreaming

haha

few messages few missed call

get shocked

realized something important to tell Yardley

told her via sms

failed to sleep again

walked down

saw my mama

said hello to her

suddenly

phone ringing

yardley called

asked me out

she came and pick me up

or i should call it 'fetch'

waoohhh

sound impossible

but she did it

hahahaaa

pinpin

ponpon

hornhorn

we reached

Leisure Mall

first thing first

we went to shoes shop started with alphabet B

Bxtx

haha

the cool shop assistant let us to exchange the shoes we mistakenly bought

she was cool but nice

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then had my brunch with my mama and brother

why a common Nasi Lemak can sell with uncommon price??

do not know why

*wondering*

no air condition supply summore

eating + sweating

what a weird restaurant

uhm-hmm

went home

then

fetched my mama and Sasa

mama wants to go to cosway

Sasa wants to go to pet saloon

haha

first time fetching my mama

once she get into the car

i asked: nervous mou?

she answered: drive carefully har....

hahaa

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then went home again

the pet saloon needs few hours to gao dim my Babee

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At night

went to Cinema with my baba mama and sista

IP man

*swallowing saliva*

the IP man was super duper

lovely

and

attractive

i just can't take my eyes off him

gonna dream of him tonight

haha

Good Night

-EnD-

开学的一切一切

我的开学

波折连连

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裙子买错
鞋子买错

袜子买错

统统买错

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浪费时间

浪费精力

浪费金钱

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这就是我的开学

=_=

我也不想啊

爸爸还趁机踩多两脚

真是个称职的好爸爸

把爸爸的精神发挥的淋漓尽致

不管啦

船到桥头自然直

五年

都没有穿过华人装

临老才来穿

哈哈

加油加油

-EnD-

Movie DAy

Yepeee

my papa asked me for movie last night

thought he was kidding that time

but he didn't

just came home

went to the cinema with MR & MRS KU

happy-nyeee

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Loser

Synopsis of the movie

Good Guy Against Bad Guy

Finished

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Hahaa

the SIMPLEST synopsis in the world

Two of the Tickets are FOC

haha

because i'm tooo beautiful

so the cashier offered to me

hahaaa

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Before the movie

go to window-shopped with my mama

suddenly realized my sister's birthday is around the corner

Brought this to her

9K + A really tiny diamond

haahaaa

i'm A miser

No Doubt

^v^

when entering the hall of cinema

the ticket collector doubting and looking at me uncertainly

haha

i look like under 18??

yuhooo

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and finally let me in

I'm

thinking

too

much

=.=

Good Night

Have a Sweet Dream

-EnD-

PheWW---What A Tiring Day =.=

Starting of a Tiring day

First thing First

accompanied my dearest sister to the Hos.Ampang

The Consultant suspected that my sister was Haemophilia's Carrier

But

She cannot confirmed with single Blood test

SO

She wanted to take my sister's blood once again

then

she just look at me

said

hmm

Good

Your sister's blood can act as a control

What IS a CONTROL

Oh MY GODD

It doesn't Matter

the bigggg deal is

she gonna take my blood tooo

T.T

what control lar

who said an experiment needs a control

T.T

WHo

WHOO

WHOOOO

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WHat larrr

FIRST time of taking blood

Failed

oh my honey nurse

WHat happened to U

I saw the Blue Colour ribbon on your cap

U should expert with it right?

Hmmph

I cried out loud once I saw the needle is inside but no blood is coming out

I just Collapsed at that moment

Uncontrollable

Cry Out Loud

Malunyeee

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My DEAREST sister

she

uncontrollable too

laughing at me

consciencelessss woman

I remembered U

First Take

the nurse pasted this cute plaster on the wound

I Forgive U

^v^

Second Take

The Succeed one
phew

Thank you my Heroine

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Try to imagine on your own

first time of taking blood in your life

the syringe

big until make me shivering once the nurse showed me

it's radius just like my thumbnail and even bigger

and it's height just like my middle finger

she said:

gonna fill-up this syringe

don't worry

jangan takut ya

Wahahaa

my mood came back since my sister said

don't cry

i'll buy U a bag

yuhooo

that's today gonna be a good day

PinPin

PonPon

HornHorn

finally reached TMSquare

first thing first

EAT

Suddenly saw my mum's chopstick

AHahahaha

she used her chopstick in this way

like a child

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the next picture is a bit disgusting

ready?

1

2

3

UH-hmm

Actually not that disgusting

The Bag I Choose

the guy said it's not fake

but does Nike sell RM59.90 stuff??

No Big Deal

i just loved it's price

hahaha

Eileen

U asked me to show U

And A Scarf

Expensive if pay myself

Cheap if no need to pay myself

=.=

zizi's theory

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PinPin

PonPon

HornHorn

then reached JJ Mahkota

ahaha

bought this from a stall

couple ring

my another half is my sister

i'm not A lesbian

haha

E-heeee

Hearts

Loved this the most

Purple Colour

my favourite

-EnD-

不插电的游戏,你们去了哪里?

跳格子

捉迷藏

玻璃珠

五粒子

扮家家酒

老鹰抓小鸡

一二三，木头人

你们都去了哪里啊?

你们都被遗忘了

不要伤心

你们至少风光过

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现在的小孩

就连六岁的小孩

都围着电脑

甚至

为了争电脑

打得你死我活

胜者为王

败者为由哭

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这样真的对吗

父母都怎么了

*************LoVe***oUR***LiFe************

最近有个小学的小朋友

post了他班级照上face书

几乎

真的几乎

全班的人都被tagged了

真的很令我傻眼

这也不算什么

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我自己的外甥女

才六岁

就有了一个自己的accout

而且还拉着我介绍她里面的朋友给我认识

全部都是她在幼稚园的朋友

真令我

感到

不可思议

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我六岁是都在干什么呢?

我忘记了

但我记得

电脑是我遥不可及的一样东西

就连怎么开电脑

我也不会

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以前的六岁

是个满脑子都充满童真的时候

现在的六岁

是个满脑子想着这网上游戏应该怎么玩才能超越朋友的分数

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童真

都告老回乡了

曾经

你是我一生当中最珍贵的东西

我会怀念你

-完-

Pissed me OFFFFF

今天

又旧地从回

就为了那么一张薄薄的纸

真的很薄一张的

课外活动文凭

现在的老师

不该这么说

这样就会

一竹竿打沉整条船

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这个老师与众不同

简直就是老师届的耻辱

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为什么与众不同呢

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第一次回到学校

级任就说

因为有少少问题

所以部分人的文凭都不能完成

没关系

我能体谅

就想说

去办公室问个明白

那里的文员就说

你

两个星期后回来吧

那时就会有咯

而我

也很听话

两个星期后

乖乖+傻傻 的回到学校

结果什么都没有

你娘的

没关系

我也发了一会儿脾气

也过了

想说

冷静冷静

说不定老师收了呢

^_^

天真如我

!!!没有!!!

那个负责的老师告诉我说

已经全部都完成啦

怎么?

你没有吗?

问得挺心安理得嘛

难道不会睡不着觉吗

她还襤好心的留电话给我

说一个星期之后就会好了

我就说

我不能等了

她就下巴轻轻地说

好

两天就好了

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两天之后

我打了通电话给她

她说

哎呀

我很忙不够时间做

你等多两天吧

一定会好得

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我真的sibeh堵襤

就打算放她飞机

心里还暗爽以下

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等到今天才回去

怎么知道

还没给我弄出来

你娘的臭器官

我真的没有见过像她一样懒的人

做什么老师啊

误人子弟

最过分的是

这期间还看见她上Face书

我就用很不耐烦的眼神看着她

她才说等下十二点之前会帮你弄好

还摸摸我的肩膀

叫我等

最后

终于都拿到啦

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过后呢

就载了依绫和雅丽去leisure mall

前晚还睡不着

紧张的可以

哈哈

真是有惊无险

回家时

还被motor骑士horn

你你你

别怀疑

就是你

没做过新牌仔啊

没看到我是P牌啊

眼睛是有问题啊

一直horn一直horn

没听过sound pollution啊

我是存心想撞你咩

你没看到我踩刹车咩

有要杀死你咩

看到我是女子还horn多两声

欺负我啊

不过

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我要谢谢你

让我下次驾车小心点

-END-

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